Christmas Shopper Simulator 2 Black Friday

Christmas Shopper Simulator 2 Black Friday

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  • Christmas Shopper Simulator 2: Black Friday

    Release date: 20.11.15

    The year's darkest day is upon us. Black Friday is coming, and shopping centres everywhere are preparing for stampedes, gouging and petty vandalism, all in the name of hot bargains.

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    Christmas Shopper Simulator 2: Black Friday

    The incredible sequel that nobody asked for, but everyone probably wanted is FINALLY HERE!

    Deluxe Edition Includes:

    • TRAIN your wits (and fists) for real-life Black Friday!
    • MISSIONS & ACHIEVEMENTS to give the illusion of progress!
    • FLY mode!
    • Selfie sticks!
    • OVER 9 sounds!
    • A VORTEX to a parallel dimension
    Download now for FREE!
  • Christmas Shopper Simulator 2: Black Friday Add Ons

    Christmas Shopper Simulator 2
    Ultimate Add Ons

    In a desperate and ill fated attempt to keep you interested, we've put together a quasi-impressive range of unlock able characters.

    Train hard enough and you can play as ANT! Experience the fun and adventure of skirting boards and the bottom half of people's shins like never before. And Fly is pretty good too.

  • Christmas Shopper Simulator

    The original, ground-breaking simulator that exactly replicates the eye-gouging panic and frustration of Christmas shopping, whilst simultaneously being quite tedious!

    Features:

    • GENERIC human faces!
    • SHOPS with QUEUES and THIEVES!
    • 9 SOUNDS!
    • THE COLOUR RED!
    • ACCURATELY TEXTURED ceiling tiles!
    Download now for FREE!
    Christmas Shopper Simulator
  • Merchandise

    Once you've played CHRISTMAS SHOPPER SIMULATOR 2: BLACK FRIDAY, you're almost certainly to make it the basis for your entire life, image and belief structure. We can understand that, it's a good game, which is why we've massively overthought and overstocked on CSS2:BF merchandise. Why not mimic the game itself, and order now in a screaming frenzy!

    Christmas Shopper Simulator 2: Black Friday Merchandise

    CSS2:BF CosPlay kits!

    Now you too can look like some guy/old whatsherface, with these exclusive CSS2: Black Friday Cosplay kits! The most adequate stitching. The fourth softest polyester on the market. You'll never wear your own clothes again!

    Features:

    • CSS2:BF CosPlay kits!
    • MEDIUM! (quite a tight medium though)
    • Arm holes!
    • BEIGE!